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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

Tragic. The historic, beautiful Canyon will be overtaken and sent into ruin. What next, the Lyric Opera House?

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

I am amazed at the Forrest Gump-like career of Brandon Johnson.

He started as a teacher of social studies, and then decided to be a CTU "organizer." From there he got elected as a Cook County commissioner (once) and then in a couple years was elected Mayor of Chicago.

He was born in Elgin, Illinois, and seemingly has no other roots in Chicago, other than that CPS gave him a job out of college.

And the people of Chicago voted him into office in one of the city's most troubled times in its history.

I don't like to stereotype whole groups of people, but the voters in Chicago are maddeningly stupid. I can only half-blame them, though, because the turnout was so low that the CTU army was able to get him through over Vallas.

I am trying desperately to get out, and have been for a couple years. I am selling assets. I have a condo up for sale, and I can't even get any interest. Everything sells below what you paid for it, even from the early 2000's! Sometimes things sell for less than they did in the 90's!

This city is irredeemable, simply because the people have no clue what they are voting for and what they are doing. They don't even understand basic economics.

I can't get out fast enough.

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Apr 4·edited Apr 9Liked by Jeffrey Carter

'Pritzker will get on board. He can bail out his real estate flunkies who are underwater on their loans and the value of their buildings'

This is 100% on. A few fellow Illini and myself looked at buying a Loop building on Wabash 15 years ago or so now. Was around $7 Million upfront and probably $25 Million in deffered maintenance. We didn't buy it.

Many of those buildings have negative values. Add all the rents up and you don't come anywhere close to paying for the building, if you include maintenance. People paid way more than what we were thinking for the building we were looking at. It traded 2 or 3 times in the 10's of millions. It also went bankrupted multiple times.

The underlying price of those ancient skyscrapers should reflect the value of the property. No way that the City and the Governor would ever let it be known that many of those buildings are actually worth zero dollars and zero cents.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

They’re committed to turning Chicago into Detroit. They just don’t care what they destroy. It means nothing to them.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

I’m not convinced it is mechanically possible to convert a class B office space into housing. How can you rig the plumbing into it? You would have to add hundreds of showers, toliets etc into already dense floor plates. It’s a pipe dream and that mayor needs to put down the pipe.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

Always appreciate your native take on Chicago. It seems that they want to step it up to out do San Francisco, and Oakland in city destruction!

My new No Chumbolone hat is in the mail!

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

It's the next steps of the complete and total capitulation.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

Such a sad thing to see. Being the dumbest in the history of Chicago's mayoral line is quite the accomplishment. I have mentioned this before but I witnessed first hand living in NYC for 13 years what that place is like when it is lawless and when it enforces the law, all of them. I got there at the end of Dinkin's and it was a mad house. Times Square was full of junkies passed out on the streets, garbage everywhere and strip clubs and porn movie houses everywhere. The moment Rudy was elected things literally changed overnight. Even where I lived in going to school up in the Bronx became hospitable. You used to not be able to go to bars above 71st street on either the East or West side, and within two years it was all good up into the mid 90's. A lot of what lead to the economic booms nationally/internationally is the fact that this epicenter of global finance suddenly became a safe and wonderful place to live once again. This is what Chicago could and should be.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

If you’re a communist, it’s a great idea. Purges work great. Ask a Californian.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

When it comes time to bail out Chicago/Cook County/Illinois — and that time will eventually come — the bailout deal should include the condition of revocation of statehood to whatever extent necessary (all or parts of the state most responsible for the malfeasance) until such time as they get their books in order.

This should be a minimum condition.

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What’s funny is that, true as your opinion is, there’s a parade of his critics that are praising this. Realistically, so many businesses have relocated along the river and away from LaSalle Street that many of us would never know how bad things are getting there. I walk one block after departing the train each morning and can’t tell you the last time I went as far as Wells (which is the whole reason this corridor is dying-I’m not unique in this pattern). Generally, Franklin is it for me most months.

As you well know, the city’s problems encompass so much more than the handful of almost vacant properties along LaSalle. They are a symptom of much bigger issues and Brandon will do nothing but make those issues much much worse.

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Apr 4Liked by Jeffrey Carter

Chicago is a shithole now

REALESTATE in the city has one way to go down

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One word: Citadel

A few more words: I marveled daily at the Loop, the lakefront, the river and Michigan Avenue, as someone who worked there every day for 19 years. When the weather was nice, there was no better place to be -- the architecture, the restaurants and bars, museums, parks and culture -- it was a world-class city. I haven't been back to visit in a while but I'm saddened to think of what I may find.

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When I saw your headline I was prepared to respond that there have been so many dumb ideas in the history of the city that it could not possibly be that and then when I read what you wrote, I thought to myself: "No, Mitch, you're wrong - that is undoubtedly the dumbest idea in the history of the city of Chicago." 😄

You nailed it when you wrote what you did about both Mayor Daleys, JB Toilets and this incompetent buffoonish nerd in City Hall now.

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